Repeat of Quadrants Content
This section repeats the writing in the quadrants, for any who have difficulty reading in that format. Groups are presented in order of political party size.
Auth-Left Quadrant
A dedicated union worker looks for a brothel. Rejecting those where the house gets $80 and the gals get $20, he finally finds an acceptable one where as a union house, the gals get $80 and the house gets $20. He spots a stunning gal and states, "I'd like her." Says the Madame, gesturing to an obese 75-year-old, "I’m sure you would, but Ethel here has seniority.”
—Anonymous
“The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.”
—Margret Thatcher
Auth-Right Quadrant
In the military they give medals to those who are willing to sacrifice themselves that others may gain. In business we are willing to give bonuses to those who are willing to sacrifice others so that we may gain. —Simon Sinek
Instead of creating more weapons, I think America should be thinking of getting more use out of the weapons it already has.
—Jack Handy
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
—onelinefun.com
Lib-Right Quadrant
What do libertarians and house cats have in common? They both act like they are independent and self sufficient but in reality, are utterly dependent on a system they can neither appreciate nor understand.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? We don't know. Due to a lack of building regulations, they keep dying from electrocutions.
Anarchists versus libertarians
• Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.
• Anarchists ignore the IRS; libertarians hire accountants and attorneys to fight them.
• Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend property that nobody rightfully owns.—JokeCat.com
Lib-left (Green) Quadrant
The Greens….For the borders it’s “open sesame;” drugs, brothels and membership of terrorist groups will all be decriminalised; and Britain will become a “zero growth economy” which, at the very least, will be easy to achieve. I’m told by party insiders that if the economy should dip into recession…they’ll get things moving again by sacrificing a goat to Sheba the Moon Goddess.
—Tim Stanley writing for The Telegraph
Many of the leaders and assistants to the leaders from around the world were in attendance at the U.N. Climate Summit. They say this was arguably the most high-profile, significant meeting that will in no way change anything whatsoever.
—Jimmy Kimmel